Comments on: Can I have the cooties, please?

By: D-

D- — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:40:21 +0000

I told her “NO DATES…. THAT’S FINAL! ….and if he has trouble with that, tell him to take it up with me”. At that point there was a sigh of relief from Hannah.

By: aunt carol

aunt carol — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:51:07 +0000

So how did the story end?????

By: Hannah

Hannah — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:34:06 +0000

Babba: LOL yet again!
Auntie Anne: Fantastic manhood point. I might just use that one when I talk to him this week.
Tom: Was that your zinger or were you just commenting in general? Because if the latter, feminist is definitely an overstatement.

By: D-

D- — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:50:13 +0000

Hannah….. You need to introduce this clown to the one of the two best words in the English language. One of them is the word “NO!!!!!”

I can introduce him to the business end of a very lively semi-automatic 12 gauge. Now, you know I wouldn’t do that but, please be careful! The “Snake” is looking for anyone he may destroy.

Please set your standard higher than that and don’t compromise even if he may be the best looking, kindest, most considerable bachelor out there. If he isn’t walking with Jesus, consider him completely off limits! Guard your heart! You belong to Christ. He has bought you with a price and you are not your own.

By: goober

goober — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:31:45 +0000

I don’t know when you became such a feminist. Just go on the date.

By: Anne Hoke

Anne Hoke — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:48:49 +0000

You should have stopped at the 4th game and just quit.

Here’s your line:
“Look, I’m going to let you keep your manhood intact. I would never want you to have to admit to people that I only went out with you because you beat me at rock-paper-scissors. So consider your reputation salvaged. Your welcome.”

By: Babba-Gi

Babba-Gi — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 23:27:00 +0000

1) Hannah, you make waiting for the next Jane Austin book bearable.

2) “Do I look like a woman who leaves romance to a silly game of chance?”

You could have used the line that I use “I don’t date people I work with”. There is an old Italian saying “don’t poo-poo where you eat”. You could have been tactful like Babba and just said “NO”. Obviously you must have found him slightly appealing to accept his wager. He sure has initiative and imagination. I take it he is much more appealing than the infamous “tuba-man”.

I think you you should honor your bet. Just have the three Cali boys drive you to Red Osier, walk you to the table, and then go sit down across the restaurant by themselves and eat. When dinner is over they take you home and then you can consider things. You can then refuse a second date if you desire after you receive the report of his “background check”.